Me + jeans and a clean shirt = someone who seems reasonable at work or walking down the street (not overtly friendly, but a conversation could be struck up with this Me.)

Me + 6:30AM emerging from dark pickup = a shady character to be avoided in the parking lot.

Me + a button up = “have a good day sir.”

Me + torn shorts and hoody filling gas cans = concerned looks.

Me + two kids in Woods Coffee = a highly trustable man perfect for watching a college student’s purse and laptop while she goes to the bathroom.